friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town
as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I won’t let the big scary monster step on you, and names it Baker
This would be me.
BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET
it looks so majestic
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON
sven yOUR TONGUE
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
Only 49 years until First Contact with the Vulcans! We can do it!
April 5th, 2063
don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old
THE LAST ONE